Sat. Apr 1st, 2023

Barack Obama has returned to the White House for the first time in 5 years since leaving office in a desperate attempt to boost poll numbers with the only token black guy. Upon arrival Biden named Obama President and referred to himself as Vice President.

Obama was quick to denounce this as a joke but I don’t think this was a joke at all, Biden is incapable and needs someone to take some attention off of him for a while, and who else to do that than America’s favorite nigga!

Biden then began to wander around clueless like he got lost in the halls of the nursing home he’s in.

Biden is becoming so incapable of giving speeches without having a gaffe or completely causing a press disaster for the White House as he did in his foreign trip to Poland that he now needs his former President to come back and take over for a little while for him.

I truly believe that for most public appearances Biden is on some kind of stimulant, my best evidence for this was the Presidential debates, Biden would start off fairly normal but towards the end would start stuttering and having issues speaking. It seems that his cognitive decline has come to the point that these drugs aren’t even working, at this point they might have to keep bringing in other people to help him until they can somehow get him out of office.

Heil Biden!

By SBGPolitics

Owner & Editor-in-Chief of The SBG Report

2 thoughts on “Obama Returns to White House, Named President by Biden”
  1. i want to see biden shit himself uncontrollably and then mumble “oh.. i did the thing, they’re telling me to go” and walk off stage while the turd rolls down his leg.

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